Kazooland High

SPG AU High School Fic

Kazooland High School was an interesting school, at least to us. But in this universe its pretty dull. A regular High School with all the clicks. You have the Lycanthrope Jocks, the geeky scientist club, the vampire art club, the Becile Bad Boys, class clowns (who are literally clowns), and everything in between. We focus our story on the 10th Grade Class President Spine Walter and his brothers. The always humerous, charming lady killer Rabbit. The 2nd in command, first to recite you the rules, Hatchworth. And the sensitive, deep thinker, and always the first invited to a party Jon.

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Spine closed his locker, twirling the combination lock before turning to his brother. “You need to get a new backpack.” He grumbled as he marched towards their 4th period classroom. He wasn't going to get his first tardy because of this.

“Its fine. I can just carry them.” Hatchworth grumbled, holding his books on his hips. He struggled to keep up with Spines fast pace. He had matured and grown much quicker than the others, probably the tallest robot in 10th grade. A textbook slipped and fell to the floor, spilling papers everywhere. Hatchworth fell to his knees, scrambling to pick them up as the warning bell rang.

Spine let out a sigh and surrendered to helping him. “You are going to make us late.”

Luckily they made it into the classroom with a good 30 seconds to spare. Just enough time for Spine to organize his desk and notebooks. Hatchworth taking his place in the desk next to him. Spine gave the empty desk behind him a quick glance. Rabbit was late, again. Too many more tardies and he would get detention. The thought made Spine shutter.

The bell rang and the teacher started their history lesson. She was a cranky and sharp woman. Part of her Hyena lycan pride. She had been at this school for nearly 30 years. And she made sure everyone knew it. You didn't want to be on her bad side. “Rabbit Walter. You are late again.” Mrs. Dawson scowled from the chalkboard, not turning her head.

Rabbit smiled sheepishly, the girls in the classroom letting out a collective swoon. “Ah I'm sorry ma’am. I tried to get my notebook out of my locker but there was a penguin in there. And it kept biting me.” He joked, flailing one arm as he mimed being bitten by the arctic bird, getting roaring laughs from everyone.

“No more excuses Mr. Walter. Next time you are getting detention. Now take your seat.” She commanded. She was never entertained by his shenanigans.

Rabbit continued his corner smile, walking past the desks to his spot in the back. He paused for just a brief moment to give the two girls who were laughing at him a quick wink. Swaying those hips the rest of the way he plopped in his desk and immediately tilted it to one side, lifting the other two legs of the ground. “Hey hatch... I forgot my lunch. Can we split?” He whispered.

“I can't Rabbit...” Hatchworth grumbled, trying to take notes as Mrs. Dawson started the lecture again. “I have to share with Jon.”

Spine rolled his eyes and cleared his throat, trying to signal his annoyance. Only Rabbit would show up to class 2 minutes late, with no notebooks or textbooks, immediately start chatting and still not be in trouble.

“What why? What happened to Jon's lunch?”

“I don't know. He told me in Spanish that he forgot it.... and its like the 4th time this week.” Hatchworth frantically tried to scribble down the notes he was missing.

With a raised eyebrow Rabbit leaned his desk back to the ground. Arching forward on his elbows as he whispered over Spine's shoulder. “Hey  Spine. Split yer lunch with me today?” Rabbit frowned when he didn't receive a response. Spine obviously trying to ignore him. Now pulling a pen out of his pocket and poking Spine in the shoulder with it. “Hey... hey.... hey spine... hey spine. Spine. Hey spine. Hey hey spine.” He could see the steam staring to pour out from the sides of Spines head, which only made Rabbit giggle more. “hey spine. Share yer lunch with me. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.”

“RABBIT WALTER!” Mrs. Dawson screeched, slamming a book on her desk. “Do you have something to share with the rest of the class?”

Rabbit stared back as the entire classroom, except for Spine, turned around to glance at him. He stood and cleared his throat, raising one finger. “Anybody wanna share lunch with me?”